Why the *** do I keep getting disconnected from xbox live??

Most of the folks here are volunteers, so it's not our 'job'. Foul language may discourage them from responding.

Some NAT problems are subtle and don't appear in the Test Xbox Live Connection test. Most likely there's a port blocked or misdirected away from your Xbox, in your router, modem, or at your ISP. Since the Xbox 360 uses different ports than PCs & Macs ordinarily use, you can't see the effect of a port blockage except on the Xbox, for the NAT problem is really the blockage or misdirection of ports.

A sequential power cycle is the first step in clearing connection problems, and the order and timing of the steps is important to success:

1) turn off the Xbox then

2) unplug power from the router (Some folks have a combination modem-router AKA 'gateway' or only use a modem with no router. If either, skip steps 3 & 6).

3) unplug power from the modem.

4) Wait at least 30 secs then replug the modem/gateway power.

5) Wait 'til the light on the front of the modem/gateway which says ONLINE, READY, CABLE or DSL is on solid (not flashing), then plug in the router. If you

have a gateway instead of a modem and router or a modem with no router, then when that light says it's ready, skip to step 7.

6) Wait until the WiFi light on the router is on; you may not use WiFi, but it's still a good indicator your router is finished booting up.

7) Turn on the Xbox.  

For more background on Ports, see whatismyipaddress.com/port

If the problem persists, please send us the info we need from forums.xbox.com/.../155724.aspx so we may work on this further.

I have already done all this (MOD REMOVED) and nothing same old crap cuting off every 2 seconds (MOD REMOVED) is wrong with it.

Then, in step 4 (above), try a 5 minute power down of the modem or gateway instead of 30 secs. The prolonged shutdown helps obtain a different connection to your ISP.

Alright, you seem to want help, so let's try this. Go to www.speedtest.net, and post your ping, download speed, and upload speed for us here. And please chill with the language, children visit this site and you're working your way to a forum ban, at which point nobody would be able to help you at all.

Download 97.89Mbps

Upload 32.33Mbps

Ping 10

Happy *** weed i't not my internet. i have said this plenty off times

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Download 97.89Mbps

Upload 32.33Mbps

Ping 10

Happy *** weed i't not my internet. i have said this plenty off times

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That wont help if your a silver.  If you trying for "Live" then you might need to try this:  http://www.xbox.com/en-US/live 

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