No problem, the link is the best I can do as the extent of my networking expertise is such that I generally just fire up my devices and hope they still connect to the internet, all right, it's not really that bad, but it's not much better either.
I think you're correct, it's just the Aussies fault for living so far away from everyone else, and the Americans aren't so bad once you get to know them, they're like everyone else. No matter where you live, there's always going to be undesirables, just
have to try to remember not to paint them all with the same brush.