Two that happened today,
I was in a party with SpeedyBlueDude, Zezima Hoshima and CrazyMvM94. Crazy and his odd self asked a question about "What video game character would you eat?" As we all laughed and talked about how odd and random it was, towards the dying end of that topic Crazy said "I think I'm done eating video game characters already." I never laughed so hard in my life at randomness.
Another one was in the same party. Zezima Hoshima and a couple others were listening to my Grandma vacuum for almost an hour over the mic. I said to Zezima "My grandma has been vacuuming for almost an hour, it's annoying!". He replied "Wait? Did you say your vacuum has been aggrivated for almost an hour? Haha." I said no and he replied, "Oh, because if it was I wish I had a vacuum like that. That's awesome!".
What about you guys? I hope this isn't something you'd prefer to TL;DR.