Buy a shorter cable?
Put my XBox in an old toaster to shield RF frequency interference from alien life forms?
Suspend my XBox from the window ledge?
Wrap the console in frozen peas?
Shake the modem vigorously 7 times prior to playing, 8 times every hour, add ice, water, and stir?
Open all my ports, set NAT to hacker ready, and giggle the switch?
Avoid players named: JustAMexican, NiHaoWorldofWarCraftGoldFarmer, VeryBusyRussianAround, *** Email address is removed for privacy ***?