*Revised* Sawed off Shotty titles

Let me make it clear that this IS NOT intended to be another "rant" forum about the SoS as there are hundreds of those by now. However, i thought considering both sides of the argument concering the weapon, as well as my own opinion about the SoS, I thought some "newer" titles were in order for some good laughs:

 

Original, where "x" are the stars:

x = Sawed off Specialist

xx = Sawed off Expert

xxx = Sawed off Artisan

xxxx = Sawed off Master

 

Revised titles:

x = Sawed off Specialist (Cause they want to feel special having 0.1% effort to use >:D)

 

xx = Noob cannon expert (By this point, the user would feel invincible)

 

xxx = Hit and run artisan (Missing your shot doesnt matter for the artisan as they have perfected running away and activing for another try)

 

xxxx = The Janitor  (Considering the nature of the weapon, it permits one to clean up fights in a flash)

 

Post your own titles whether your for or against the weapon and see how far it can go!

 

Discussion Info


Last updated July 3, 2018 Views 5 Applies to:

Awww, you mad?

Not at the least, its supposed to be a parody of what the general populace of gamers may feel about the SoS.

[quote user="CrazyIvan316"]xxx = Hit and run artisan (Missing your shot doesnt matter for the artisan as they have perfected running away and activing for another try)

[/quote]i like this one! [y]

1st title - Baby Maker  (Make the enemy cry)

2nd title - Clearer of Rooms (Make the enemy rage quit)

3rd title -  Anger Manager (Make the enemy run to the forum and complain)

4th title - Game Changer (Make Epic Nerf the gun again)

[quote user="CrazyIvan316"]xxxx = The Janitor[/quote]LOL, I like this one. I've been wondering why the Onyx Lancer title was so creative and all of the other ones were just generic. If it were up to me, the Onyx titles would be like so:


Lancer: Sir-Lancers-A-Lot (because that's what it is already and it's awesome)

Hammerburst: Hammer Time!

Retro Lancer: Call Me Old Fashioned

Gnasher: Jaws

Sawed-Off: The Janitor (because I didn't have a good one and I like your idea)