With Christmas coming up, I thought it would be nifty to start a forum where other xbox live gamers could come up with a jingle or ode about their favorite games. The only reason Im doing this is to fight boredom; so here's a Christmas jingle I call Ode to GTA V that I came up with when Lazerpancake wrecked his chopper.
"Racing through the streets, with a glock beside my seat. I have a nasty plan, for the brat who stole my van. Daughter's getting laid, my son is doing crack; Im gonna kill the mailman with a metal baseball bat. Ooh, jingle bells; Hitler smells, police are on the way. Lazer's chopper lost it's rotor and the bomb dropped in the bay."
It doesnt have to be three pages long or anything special, but if youre in a holiday spirit and have a sense of humor then name the game and leave a ditty.
"He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when youre awake. He knows whether your ship is good or if it's just dead weight. You better watch out, you better not cry; you better not pout Im tellin you why. Blackbeards gonna plunder your town."