How can you apply?
What's up with all these vague threads/posts... I'll take a wild stab in the dark and say it's for becoming a cool new Ambassador?
Directly to the forehead.
Apply to be a MVP??
Judging by your topic tags you mean Xbox LIVE Enforcement Agents? In that case, you can click "Jobs" at the bottom of this page and see if any are available to apply for. They are paid jobs at MS.
Apply to be a cheater? Wow, I didn't know it was required nowadays.
Apply with a smooth rubbing motion, until all the cream has disappeared.