15.30 - Get home from shop. Put disc in. Watch intro and roll up some weed.
15.32 - Decid what the hell and crack open a beer too
15.35 - Create character. Decide on a swordsman. Looks pretty ****.
15.39 - Finally start playing. Game opens in a forest clearing under a night sky. I see some monkeys. They run away from me when I try to attack them.
15.43 - Corner a monkey. Don't have a sword yet so I try punching it.
15.44 - Suddenly get rushed by 5 angry monkeys. Get killed. Swear a bit. Light joint. Sip beer.
15.49 - Enter a hut. Old lady starts talking..blah blah blah. Whatever. Show me where the monsters at!
15.55 - Travel through a path in the woods. I see an Ogre in the distance. Got a sword now. Too tempting.
16.05 - Reach Ogre. Get smashed. Swear a bit more. Light joint. Sip beer. Burp.
16.19 - Reach the town of Majula. Looks beautiful. Sun setting over a glistening sea. A view like this needs to be appreciated. Light joint. Sip beer. Burp. Fart.
16.25 - Get killed by 3 rabid pigs. Fecks sake...
16.40 - Try my first invasion into another players world. They notice me and start running away.
16.41 - Didn't run fast enough. Kill them. Muhahaha. Light joint. Sip beer. Fart again.
16.54 - Reach Forest of the Giants. S'funny, don't see any Giants...
16.56 - Get killed by an ambush. Swear again. Louder this time. Light joint. Sip beer.
17.03 - Get invaded by another player. Get killed. What a wan***er. Shouldn't be allowed really...
17.12 - Travel through an underground dungeon. See a salamander. Don't notice the hollow pretending to be dead. Get killed. Argh! Light joi..oh no. Its run out. Boll**ks!
17.14 - Light 2nd joint. Finish beer. Go for a whizz.
17.19 - Come back. Somebody invaded me and killed me while I was taking a whizz! Now what kind of a person does that? I mean...honestly! Some folk have no sense of fu**ing chivalry.
17.26 - See an open door. Inside I can see a fallen soul. Walk through door. Get shot by 5 catapults. FOR fu**s sake!
17.30 - Had enough for now. Wonder if **** has any good new videos...