Bock,bock,bock,bock,bock,begowwwwk!!

Bwwaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkk!



Instead of removing the bug altogether; an Easter egg would be acceptable.

 

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CHICKENS IN SKYRIM?!?!?!? F*CK YES!!

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CHICKENS IN SKYRIM?!?!?!? F*CK YES!!

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Not just any 'ol chickens, but talking chickens who snitch on you to the guards.

Do they sell insurance of some kind? Geckos have cars, ducks have health, what about the talking chickens?

Foster farms commercials had talking chickens and so did The Muppets, LOL.

They need INSURANCE though. Since it's skyrim they can insure horses and livestock (pretty fitting, I can picture the commercials now)

They sell home and business insurance obviously since they narc on you to the guards.

I want to get that chicken hopped up on some Skooma.

I want chickens that sell skooma.

@MissPwny, maybe they can insure your swords if they break, like give you a free repair hammer or something.

That is too funny lol. "Did that chicken just tell on me?" Haha

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