Sorry that you feel this way. I will try and assist you in how to join Xbox LIVE (and Gold if wanted). You can join Xbox LIVE Gold (or you can simply choose to have a free, silver, account) by viewing the
Join Xbox LIVE Gold page of which will then take you to sign up and make an account.
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