Have attempted literally everything.
-direct usb update
-Cleared download cache
-RB, LB, x, RB, LB, x-whatever that does
-Contacted support twice to no prevail
-Disconnected hard drive and attempted update
The usb update ran, but whenever i restart and attempt to login to my account i get a message
"Your xbox requires an update, but that update is currently unavailable"
I'm at a college so i can't do any router settings. Internet speed is fast enough because I was playing on 2/14/12 till 4am then the update was sent out at 6a.m. and the next day i could no longer log on. I get ethernet, internet, but then the test fails when attempting to connect xbox live (During network test)
when the 2/24/12 update came up i kept getting an error code and contacted support. After doing the RB, LB, whatever i used a usb to attempt the update. The update ran, but the error stated above appeared and now the xbox will no longer even attempt an update.
no idea what's wrong but I have put a good 5 hours into fixing it and nothing has worked.
Let me know if anybody has the same problem or has a solution
(Don't give me "Hey Jacko61 lets run through some troubleshooting" bull-*** because i'm sick of it)