Microsoft Mitarbeiter (XBLPET) haben doch Humor

Für alle Nicht - und Gelegenheitsleser des Bann Threads auf XBOX hier die absolut Beste Antwort eines XBLPET Mitglieds auf die (wohl nicht ganz ernst gemeinte)Frage warum jemand mit gemoddetem Avatar gebannt wurde . Ich habe mich köstlich amüsiert :

Sofern gewünscht schreib ich auch ne Überstzung.

Frage:

"You ban me for being blue... If someone made their avatar black you wouldn't ban them. Why are you all hating on the smurfs?"

Antwort:

"In 1963, a French comic called Les Schtroumpfs Noirs was first released to the public.  This comic featured a storyline wherein one Smurf was turned, interestingly enough, pitch black after being stung by a black fly (though the colour was changed to purple for the cartoon).  This infected Smurf then is reverted to a single line of vocabulary, has stunted movement and sought to bite other Smurfs upon their tails.  The bite of an infected Smurf quickly causes the victim to become one of them, and soon a horde of these black Smurfs rapidly overrun the populace.  This story is considered by some to be the Ur Example of modern zombie fiction, and may have inspired notable figures as George Romero in the creation of the undead menace that grips us so well today.

 As you can see, Smurfs are exceptionally dangerous.  It is through them that the zombie apocalypse will come, and it is our duty to keep humanity safe against the undead horde.  Be they blue, black, purple, yellow (whom we assume to be jaundiced) or green (sick), we prevent the Smurfs from potentially causing the end of humankind by immediately removing them from the service as we see them.  Only through our diligence can we hold back the inevitable tide, and we here at the Xbox LIVE Policy and Enforcement Team take our duty seriously. 

 We shall hold the line.

 

Additionally, modifications are strictly forbidden by the Code of Conduct.  Cheers!"

Und hier noch der Link :

http://forums.xbox.com/xbox_forums/xbox_support/f/41/t/87272.aspx

 

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Last updated July 4, 2018 Views 4 Applies to:

Ahahahahaha :D An den Schnittbericht (schnittberichte.com) erinner ich mich sogar.

Erinnert mich gerade an eine Hate Mail aus meiner Branche, die mit den schönen Worten endete: If Iceland had trees, i would tell you to go hang yourself :D

Auch wenn ich heute einen extremen drecks Tag hatte musste ich mich kugeln vor Lachen ^^

Am besten find ich diese drei Sätze.

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 As you can see, Smurfs are exceptionally dangerous.  It is through them that the zombie apocalypse will come, and it is our duty to keep humanity safe against the undead horde.  Be they blue, black, purple, yellow (whom we assume to be jaundiced) or green (sick), we prevent the Smurfs from potentially causing the end of humankind by immediately removing them from the service as we see them.

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Jaja Schlümpfe die neue Zombie Epidemie LOL

Dabei fand ich als Kind den Schwarzen Schlumpf immer am Coolsten :D

OMG was ne geile Antwort. Vor allem da ich die Geschichte mit dem infizierten Schlumpf kannte. Sehr geil XD

Sau gut :P !!!