Crisis: XBOX Live is Dead!!!

XBOX Live is down... MAY-DAY, MAY-DAY!  

So there I was, opening a brand new box of my favorite pizza on a Saturday afternoon.  I just turned on my XBOX to watch Netflix when all of a sudden, the unthinkable happened!!! Was my internet down... NO! Did the cables come loose from the back of my system, the wireless router, the hub?!!! NOOO!   Does the system connect to the internet.  STOP! WAIT! It does!? What does this mean? What will happen now!  The XBOX Live network has never failed me before and suddenly, I'm crawling around on the floor, blaming my system and my home network, when I find out that the Unstoppable system, the Vegas of the Cyber WORLD!!! A CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS! Has Failed and we are living in this crisis right now!  I mean, not only is my pizza cold, but now i have to start thinking about real things like N.Korea, my cold pizza that I didn't get to enjoy, the END TIMES!, and that the lawn has to be mowed!   I walk out into my neighborhood and see all the kids that were just playing against me in HALO 4!  They have now been loosed on the real word!  What will they do now that they don't have anything to feed their competitive blood lust?  What will their minds think up to do? Will crime, teen pregnancy, and drug use go up!  OOOOH NOOOOO! Hurry XBOX Live and come back to stop this insanity!   

XBOX Live Citizen 

 

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Last updated July 4, 2018 Views 3 Applies to:

*breaks out the popcorn*

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The Xbox support team is currently working on resolving the "Signing in to Xbox LIVE" issues, you can check the status on the following link:

support.xbox.com/.../xbox-live-status

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Best post yet :-)

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are they going to issue some kind of credit?

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They better give us some compensation, I dont pay 60$ Cad yearly to have something I can`t use!

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really.not until hell freezes over.the next thing is buying the 720-always connected-my ***

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nice post :P but yea i hope it goes up soon.

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usually posts like this are pretty lame, but this one not so bad

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This is very poor even the site isnt working right as for the service updates it would help if they were updated,if no credit then by by xbox

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