My old post got locked and I wasn't notified as to why. In any case, I can still not connect to XBL for more than 30 seconds to a minute. I've contacted multiple people in the same apartment building as myself and they have no issues.
And before I get the same rundown of every troubleshooting guide on this miserable forum, please see my old post. http://forums.xbox.com/xbox_forums/xbox_support/xbox_360_support/f/9/t/505490.aspx
Would really like an actual solution and not more steps for troubleshooting, if that's not too much to ask for.