We're excited to announce that we've fully migrated the Xbox Forums to their new home, here on the Microsoft Community forums!
As of today, going to forums.xbox.com will redirect you here to the Xbox area of the Community forums. We've moved all of your existing threads over so you can continue and start conversations with the new forums experience.
We sincerely appreciate the feedback you have provided over this transition and can't wait for you to check out the new Xbox Forums!
Personally I think you are a shoe-in as winner for the "vague thread title of the week" award.
Really you should hit up people who know you to ask for suggestions, they are after all the people who know you best. Plus any good suggestions made here are likely to be grabbed as trolltags before you get a chance to use them.