It is so fearlessly sure of its solid snaring of my machine that it mocks me blatantly from my notifications area in my windows 7 while all of my day to day activities seem to take more and more time as the days pass , and long loved programs that have made me proud and brought joy to me and those with whom i share their wonders , have slowly groaned to slug like ,stuttering versions of themselves , as if they are now just functional variations of this aforementioned ,epic-ally unwelcome invader of my property and pleasure ..GWX.exe , if i find out who sent you to my happy place , to blacken and defile it as you have , i will kindly say hi to them , pretend im giving them a gold star , then rapidly pull it back and wipe a booger on it ,then as look upon me in bewilderment , i will ninja swoop around them , pour whole milk in their keyboard , and make darn sure they do not- EVER- get an invite to either my or my friends super-fun , future like party-time extravaganzas. Darn you GWX virus ,darn you to mobilephone/calculator heck!! IF ANYONE CAN GUIDE ME IN THE REMOVAL OF THIS (most likely terrorist/koa activist implemented) EVIL INFECTION ...I will be eternally grateful.. For I will drink glass shards in battery acid before i will succumb to its bullying and demands.
[Original title: PLEASE HELP!! My PC has been infected by an imovable virus/trojan/worm thingy , going by the name --- GWX.exe!!]