UPDATE: 06Dec2017 - Attempting a different approach, had some success
Received this email yesterday:
From: Microsoft Customer Support
Sent: Monday, December 04, 2017 1:21 PM
To: Rosin, David
Subject: SRXxxxxxxxxxID - Expanded Battery
Service Request xxxxxxxxxx
Hi David,
My name is Ramonte, and I am reaching out to you from the Microsoft corporate offices regarding the issue you reported.
Thank you for sending in the requested pictures. I have placed an order for a replacement Surface to be sent out to you, and you should receive an email with the order details
soon. You should receive another email with tracking information once the device has shipped.
Due to the nature of the issue with your device, we must collect the device in a specific way.
You will be contacted by our collection team sometime soon about pick up of the defective device.
Please keep the device until they can collect it from you.
It can take several weeks to start and complete the collection process, but you can arrange the times that are most convenient for you with the collection team once they have reached out to you. The courier that will arrange collection will be a third-party
company, so please do not be alarmed if they are not directly from Microsoft. Please do not ship the Surface yourself, even if your replacement comes with a prepaid label.
If you have any questions, please feel free to let me know by replying to this email
Based on the FedEx tracking supplied by MS, the replacement is scheduled for delivery today (06Dec2017)
Once MS (or its contractor) reviewed the requested pic's of the surface's bulging screen, the replacement was shipped in 72 hrs. Note that it took MS/Contractor 14 days to review the pic's before the replacement was ordered.
Evidently there is some concern on MS's part for liability for fire/explosion. I deduce this from some of the details involved with returning the defective surface. Maybe the lessons learn from the Samsung Galaxy debacle have begun
to take root.